I felt bad, having not submitted ANYTHING to the portal EVER. I mean, isn't that the point of this site? To enjoy others' creations but also contribute something of your own? Well, that's what it is in my book. Therefore, I have released my first ever submission.....and it sucks. But it's something right?!? Yes. And really, it was because I was bored. But you should go check it out anyway (you meaning the millions of non-existent fans that I refer to in order to create a hilarious atmosphere) so that I can feel all contribute-y and what not. Huzzah! =D